My Minish Cap Boss Guide
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Difficulty=(Insert difficulty here) out of 5
Boss 1: Giant ChuChu
Area: Deepwood Shrine
Hits: 3
Difficulty: 1
Attacks: Jump Smash
Items Required: Gust Jar, Sword
This guy isn't to hard. He'll slide around the field, and occasionally jump high up. Watch his shadow.
To beat him, use the Gust Jar to suck up the jelly at the base. He'll start teetering, and fall. Don't let him fall on you.
Do this 3 times to beat him
Boss 2: Gleerok
Area: Crenel Mines
Hits: 3
Difficulty: 1.5
Attacks: Fire Breath, Rock Slide
Items Required: Cane of Pacci, Sword
This dragon is annoying. He'll breath fire all around the field, blocking the section off. After each time you hit him, the lava will expand til you're pinned against the wall. To hit him, get to the side of him or behind him and attack his shell with the Cane of Pacci to reveal the weak spot. run along his neck and attack the weak spot, then run back as he sinks back into the lava.
MiniBoss: Double Spear Moblin
Area: North Hyrule Field
Difficulty: 0
Items Required: Sword
These guys are simple. Get behind 'em when they charge, and slash away. Easy.
Boss 3: Mazaal
Area: Fortress of Wind
Difficulty: 3
Items Required: Arrows, Sword, Mole Mitts
Attacks: Beetle Summon, Fist Swipe, Fist Smash, Shrink Ray, Shock Beam
Okay, Mazaal isn't hard, but annoying. He'll constantly attack you, so watch out. Sometimes he summons beetles that hang to you so you can't attack. He'll also attack with a ray that shrinks you, so go to the portal and unshrink. Attack the eyes on his hands with arrow or sword. After both are down, Mazaal's head will fall. Shrink yourself and go inside him. There are 6 pillars in him, one has an eye. Slash the eye until it explodes. On the second and third times, you'll have to use Mole Mitts to find the pillar. Do it three times to kill him.
Boss 4: Giant Blue ChuChu
Area: Temple of Droplets
Difficulty: 2
Attacks: Jump, Shock Shield
Items Required: Gust Jar, Sword
This guy is just like the first boss, except most of the time, he's surrounded by an electric shield. Wait until the shield goes down, then attack.
Boss 5: Giant Octorok
Area: Temple of Droplets
Difficulty: 2.5
Hits: 3
Attacks: Vacuum, Rock Spit, Charge
Items Required: Shield, Pegasus Boots, Flame Lantern
Start with sword and shield equipped. Deflect three of his rocks with either, and he will freeze the arena. Equip Pegasus Boots and Lantern, then run around him and light the flower on his back on fire. Do this three times to kill him, but on the third, you just have to deflect the rocks. He might darken the arena and charge, so watch out.
Boss 6: Gyorg Pair
Difficulty: 4.5
Hits: Many

Area:
Palace of Winds
Attacks: Mini Gyorg Bomber
Items Required: Sword, Roc's Cape
Equip The sword and Roc's Cape, and get ready for a hard fight. You'll start on the red one. When some eyes close, match the formation of open eyes on the glow tiles and attack like crazy. After hitting her, the red one will fly away. Jump on the blue one. As he flies around, one of his four eyes will open. Slash it like crazy, but avoid the minigyorgs flying around. The red one will return, so jump on her. Continue the process until both are dead.
Boss 7: Vaati
Difficulty: 2
Hits: 5
Area: Dark Hyrule Castle
Attacks: Drain Ball, Fire Stream, Eye Lasers, Teleport
Items Required: Sword
Vaati will have rotating eyes around him that shoot lasers. Cut them all up, and then his inner eye will open, so...slash it to death. Do this many times to kill him. When the eye's rotation expands, he will fire a ball that chases you and steals 4 hearts if it catches you. He also teleports around, making this fight very annoying.
Hint: When he's about to send the eyes out, use the Gust Jar to suck them all in.
Boss 8: Vaati
Difficulty: 3
Hits: 4
Area: Dark Hyrule Castle
Attacks: Lightning, Tri-Lightning, Spike Ball, Rock Slide
Items: Arrows, Sword
This time, the field will expand, giving you lots of space. Vaati will more frequently attack this time, mostly with spike balls and lightning balls. He will shoot the lightning from the top of his head, sometimes one ball, sometimes three. He will also shoot LOTS of little sea urchins out of him, and they spread all over the field. Slash them with your sword, and sometimes they drop arrows or hearts. Vaati can make rocks fall, like Gleerok.
Ok. Vaati will move in a clockwise motion. Hit the "shells" around him with your arrows. They will flip over, and either be blue or red. If they are blue, don't give a crap. If it's red, strike the shells around it until you reveal 4 red shells. Copy the pattern of the red shells on the glowing tiles (cutting away urchins if needed), and slash the red shells as many times as you can. If you're fast enough, the shells will fall away. Now just slash. It may be a glitch, but it's possible to make the shells fall away if you use the Great Spin Attack. If you're fast, he'll be gone in 4 hits.
Final Battle: Vaati
Difficulty: 4.5
Hits 3
Area: Dark Hyrule
Castle
Attacks: Arm Attack, Lightning Ball, 4-Beam, Energy Ball, Arm Whip
Items Required: Cane of Pacci, Sword, Flame Lantern
The final boss. You can do it. You'll be on a large-ish platform, which you in fact can fall off. Vaati will pin you to the edge, so run around until you can get away. Vaati will stick his arm into the ground, and it will come out of a portal-ish thing, anywhere on the field. The arm attacks with a swipe, and it shoots balls of energy. When it's not attacking, shoot it with the Cane of Pacci. It will stick straight up, and a small door will appear on it. Shrink at the portal, then go inside...
Vaati's Arm.
Inside, there are many little bacteria-ish blue things. There is one that is orange, and the eye follows you. Follow it, and kill it with the sword. When it dies, all the others will, too. Get out of the arm.
Outside
Unshrink. Now, this is almost exactly the same thing, except when you get inside Vaati's arm, it's dark, so use the Lantern to light the way.
Once you get outside, Vaati's arms will disappear, he will grow tiny wings, and the four eyes will open. Split into four, then wait until the eyes light up (Vaati will shoot lightning balls at you to try to destroy the formation). Walk so your four Links are parallel to Vaati's four eyes, and then slash the four energy balls back at Vaati. He will fall down, so go up and attack. Do this three times, and you have won The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap!
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